Just Moved Into Hell House…

Are you aware that yesterday I moved into my new rented house with three other mates for uni. Within two hours of entering the house, I was earth slammed through my brand new bed by two of my housemates. This resulted im my bed brocken before I even sat on it.

Now I thought this was bad and that the day couldnt get any worse – how wrong was I. In the afternoon the same two house mates break out their BB guns – an MP5 and another one. After being shot by both guns set to auto I had several red marks all over my body, and a couple of the shots caused bleeding and a lot of pain. So Ive now been owned twice in the same day.

Moving onto the evening, I was rushed and carried into a small cupboard. I was then locked into this cuboard which smelt of piss for some time. Ive never been tripple owned before, and its not nice.

Im now waiting for the two military grade 9 flashbangs (the ones which blow out the windows, and can set fire to your house) they have to be thrown into my room in the middle of the night.

I have 11 months of this!