My Life Sucks, I Can’t Stop Eating…
ive just finished off a bacon cheeseburger with fries, six onion rings and a rolo milkshake. after i was done, i found myself craving for more rather than disgusted at myself. THAT, was the worrying thing!
On top of that, last night I ordered a pizza. Friday I ordered a pizza too and also on early friday morning I had ANOTHER Mcdonalds. That’s without all the other shit in between. That right there is probably more than a whole african family consumes in their lifetime.
I actually felt ashamed walking down my driveway with another Mcdonalds bag for the 2nd time in two nights.
To make things worse, I got home on Friday after work and masturbated to a pair of womens high heels. I then drank myself silly with 55% absinthe because I can’t get 80% here in the UK without having it imported.
It doesn’t end their, I’ve masturbated so many times over the weekend my dick appears to have permanently shrunk and appears to have no blood circulation whatsoever. Its not that that bothers me, its just that if it wasnt alredy small enough it just got smaller.
I don’t believe in God myself, but so many people say he does exist so if he really does why the fukk is he doing this to me? Seriously, I never give no one no beef and this is how I get repaid.
Please, take a minute to appreciate just how much better your life is than mine. Just be greatful you are not me.
